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Sexy Claud

Sexy Claud McCool

The coolest 13 year old guy who ever lived. He gets all the ladies and everyone wants a piece of him.
With his rainbow spiked hair and cocky charm, who could resist him?
He has his own comic strip and has a sexy future ahead of him.
All hail S.C.
Sexy Claud: Hey baby *pinches ass*
Girl: *Slaps*
Sexy Claud: She wants me
by xAnne June 8, 2010
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bump-a-claud [fuck]

in da carridean it means fuck so don't got sayin this to people in da carribean they'll wope ya ass.
cause: yo momma is a silly bump-a-claud.
effect: yo ass get beat down
by nick January 12, 2004
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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011
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Bitch tits Von Claud

Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.
Oi shoka you’re my Bitch tits Von Claud
by Ekewanka April 30, 2019
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Claudia Silva

Someone you want to be with all the time for the rest of your life. The coolest girl on planet earth. A very sensitive and human person. She’s the most gorgeous person you've ever seen.

It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.

It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.
Guy 1: woow...Claudia Silva is amazing

Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva

Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva

Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!
by Guy99WhoWantsC4ever December 9, 2021
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Claudine

One of the best people you can meet. At first they think you’re corny af but after a little bit, you become really good friends. Be careful because Claudine’s are hard to come by so when you meet one hold onto them for dear life. Claudine’s have a great sense of fashion and have really nice eyes. Next time you meet a Claudine, think twice about what you say to her.
Did you see claudine?

Yeah she’s literally the greatest.
by namegiver424 November 21, 2019
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Claudia

One of the most amazing people around. She is funny and beautiful in a unique way and seems super confident but is also super insecure. When she walks into the room it instantly gets brighter. She has trouble fully trusting everyone but when she says you are friends she means it. She is a super friend and will be there until the end. But if you hurt her... well lets just say, sleep with one eye open
Claudia is the most amazing person you will ever know. If you get the chance, be her friend.
by iKnowAll April 13, 2015
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