classmated

To hook up or have sex with someone from your school.

Sam and Tina classmated last night.

by toast455 November 12, 2005

Classmates

1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.

2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher

3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason

"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"

"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"

"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"

"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"

"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"

"Classmates can be really annoying!"

by Anna Lynn Sanders May 13, 2010

Classmate zone

Classmate zone is when your crush is your classmate and you are not friends and he don’t likes you back.

“Did you told him that you like him?”
“Yes. I’ve been classmate zoned.”

by alsiit November 1, 2019

classmates.com

Something that started out as a good idea - a site where you can find all your old classmates, find out where they are now. Unfortunately, it's now little more than a scam site. They send you an e-mail claiming that old classmates are trying to contact you and you need to pay for a membership to see their messages (yes, you have to pay real money for a membership to actually do anything *coughcough*Club Penguin*coughcough*). Once these bitches have your credit card number, though, you're screwed. No, your old friends from seventh grade were NOT trying to contact you, and you just gave them your paycheck for nothing. They claim they'll cancel your membership but they never do. You'll probably never hear from them again. Supposedly, one time this woman named Sharon joined, and when she tried to delete her account one of the Classmates.com employees changed her first name to "FUCK YOU" and her last name to "SHARON." Thus, her profile name read "FUCK YOU SHARON." This isn't a site you should ever sign up for; if you want to find old classmates, use Facebook.

Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.

My friend Emily signed up for Classmates.com and found only one high school friend (who hadn't updated their profile in 2 years). She wanted to see their profile so she handed over the $59 they were charging for a gold membership. Once she realized nobody used it anymore, she e-mailed them asking to cancel her gold membership. She never got an e-mail (or her money) back.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

CLASSHATES

Classmates that you can't stand because they ask annoying questions just before class is scheduled to end.

Several of my classhates were driving me crazy yesterday. They started asking stupid questions about the lecture material minutues before the class was scheduled to end.

by Thesearemypeople November 5, 2013

classmate shipping

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes

person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever

by That_One_Wierdo April 11, 2018

Classpect

A portmanteau of the words "Class" and "Aspect", a Classpect refers to one's mythological role in the game of Sburb. A Classpect usually consists of a title, or "Class" (e.g. Heir, Seer, Knight, Witch) and an element, or "Aspect" (e.g. Breath, Light, Time, Space). With 14 Classes and 12 Aspects, there are approximately 168 different Classpects a player can be.

My Classpect is the Bard of Space.

by Yarinoi September 19, 2021