Bro I got so clawbered last night I heard I punched a donkey and banged a beagle after way to many white claws.
by Court51 July 27, 2019
Get the Clawbered mug.coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase by your wife, slapping her on the ass and having the brass clangers to say: "You're next."
by AH-1CobraPilot February 9, 2010
Get the Brass Clangers mug.to be duped by a friend that appears to want to hang out, but in the end just wants to use you for your money.
When Andrew called to hang out and grab a few beers after work I thought it was sincere; I later realized I was clappered because he only needed me to pay the bill.
by Daleak March 28, 2007
Get the clappered mug."Clangers" are two different things.
One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.
The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.
The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.
Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.
Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.
Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.
by flatster January 19, 2008
Get the clangers mug.A nasty, dirty and often diseased whore's crotch. Typically the filthy crotch and neither region of a prostitute, meth whore or crack whore or just a chick with a dirty, cankered up crotch.
Stan: What's up Carl. Are you seriously going to go out with Jane?
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Cankered mug.To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.
"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"
by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011
Get the Drop a clanger mug.Choking defeat after great, some would say outstanding, regular season success in any type of playoff/elimination situation ending in defeat just like the San Diego Chargers.
Basically, it's failing when you shouldn't because of your own buffoonery.
Basically, it's failing when you shouldn't because of your own buffoonery.
Nate Kaeding chargered the kick causing yet another early postseason defeat after dominating the regular season.
The Chargers organization chargered themselves for not firing Nate Kaeding after blowing 3 playoff games in his career. They will most certainly lose to the Oakland Raiders two times in a season.
Phillip River's ACL chargered on him, and paved the way to defeat by the New England Patriots.
Ryan Mathew's ankle chargered on him yet again resulting in the 12th high ankle sprain of the season.
Mike Tolbert's finger chargered on him.
Wade Phillips chargered the Cowboys organization.
The Chargers organization chargered themselves for not firing Nate Kaeding after blowing 3 playoff games in his career. They will most certainly lose to the Oakland Raiders two times in a season.
Phillip River's ACL chargered on him, and paved the way to defeat by the New England Patriots.
Ryan Mathew's ankle chargered on him yet again resulting in the 12th high ankle sprain of the season.
Mike Tolbert's finger chargered on him.
Wade Phillips chargered the Cowboys organization.
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