The adult version of Santa Claus. While Santa Claus brings the good boys and girls of the world presents, Shaud Claus brings the good men and women of the world Shaud, aka sexual intercourse, for Christmas
On Christmas Eve, my wife woke me up and asked if we could have sex. Shaud Claus was good to me this year!
by AaronBludge August 22, 2023
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Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?
Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause
Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause
by p993 June 8, 2013
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The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018
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Sancho Claus already gave me my christmas present!
"I showed up at my boss's house like Sancho Claus and plowed his wife!"
"I showed up at my boss's house like Sancho Claus and plowed his wife!"
by The Real Sancho Claus December 15, 2011
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by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020
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person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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