1) Group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.
2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.
3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.
2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.
3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.
by Pool May 28, 2006

by ryan December 7, 2003

A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.
by RedHotGirl June 20, 2003

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.
by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

by ExtraGoodChi March 26, 2003

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.
by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023
