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Penguin Circle Jerk 

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.
The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!
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Left Wing Circle Jerk 

A term to describe a forum, subreddit, comments section, etc. of far-left individuals who strawman anyone to the right of them, mass downvote anyone who disagrees with them, discuss articles without reading past the headlines, and poorly criticize theories that they don't understand.
Person A: I tried reading r/politics yesterday and everyone kept attacking the Senator in the article's title because the headline made him sound racist when he was just trying to place an amendment on a bill
Person B: Sounds like a Left Wing Circle Jerk

circle jerk 

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.

Redneck Circle Jerk 

When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.
Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.

Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

circle jerk 

1. A term often used to refer to when a group of people attempt to debate a topic, but it is taken over by people who all agree with eachother trying to boost their egos.

2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.
This thread has become a useless circle jerk. GG.
circle jerk by SilverishGoldNova January 25, 2018

international circle-jerk 

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."