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Cinnabon

noun

1. The result of doggy-style vaginal copulation with a woman while fisting her and alternating hands (i.e. kneading the dough) until rectal prolapse is achieved revealing swirls of fecal matter (i.e. the cinnamon) followed by the male withdrawing from the vagina and ejaculating on the prolapsed mucosa (i.e. applying frosting).
What's that smell? Mmmmmm, it's so familiar…and it's sooooo good! You know what it is…you can taste it…it's Cinnabon! Nothing compares to ooey, gooey, melt-in-your-mouth cinnamon rolls.

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We had dinner, then I took her home and made her a cinnabon.
by The Muffinman September 26, 2012
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The Cinnabon

The act of beating your meat into a XL Trojan condom and proceeding to freeze your sticky love juice. While then preheating the oven to 325° to bake your cinnamon roll. Once cinnamon rolls have to been baked to perfection. Defrost XL Trojan condon love juice from prior occassion in the microwave. Slit thy tip of condom. Spread upon cinnamon rolls evenly for an enjoyable tasty experience. HINT* feed but do not tell
“The Cinnabon’s we had last night had my girlfriend swimming for joy this morning.”
by Sun valley January 14, 2019
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Cinnabon Delight

While flying middle seat on a commercial airliner you and your girl, who had the aisle seat, strip naked and she starts riding you and right before climax she dismounts and you finish on the unassuming Indian passenger that just had to have the window seat.
That jack ass that rushed on the plane to get his window seat just got a Cinnabon Delight. Happy Flying A-hole!
by AV8Rheavy June 8, 2018
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Chocolate Cinnabon

The act of defecating on a young female’s upper torso in a spiral manner and then proceeding to ejaculate upon, or Glaze, the roll-like mass of feces

CAUTION:
This maneuver requires a great deal of skill as the performer must be able to masturbate and defecate in a spiral pattern concurrently
My girl is into the Cleavland Steamer... But I decided to kick it up a knotch and go far the Chocolate Cinnabon
by Rudabagle7 November 11, 2006
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Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.
Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"
by goodone! June 13, 2008
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Cinnabon Creamer

When a person receives or gives oral sex and brings their partner to climax while drinking a cup coffee at the same time.
I woke up this morning playing world of Warcraft and my girlfriend got me a cup of coffee and then she gave me a nice Cinnabon Creamer
by Agnar April 8, 2017
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Chillicothe Cinnabon

When a girl tosses a guy’s salad after he defecates without wiping. The guy then masturbates on her face with excrement all over it. The girl's face will look like a cinnamon roll swirl of feces with semen icing.
Brent gave Danna a Chillicothe Cinnabon at the Catalina.
by Captain buttsex November 17, 2016
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