Chunkulus Prime

The ultimate stage of obesity. It is where you are larger than the entire earth, and that Kanye West would rather buy you instead.

Guy1: “Did you see the solar eclipse yesterday?”
Guy2: “Nah, that was just another Chunkulus Prime sighting.

by croww April 5, 2022

chunkamunch

A pleasantly plump individual; A little extra fat

Look at him-he's a chunkamunch! I have a little bit too much chunkamunch on my legs

by JitterbugPerfume August 10, 2003

chunku

1. A name given to somone who has time and time agian proven their prowess as a warrior.

2. A measurement of a warriors skills

3. A dude I met and thaught was a fucking excellant warrior

1. Man, I was right in the thick of it, losing it badly, then this dude came and turned the tide, he was so chunku

2. dont mess with him hes fucking chunku

3. Have you seen chunku around,
Hes probably killing a dragon or somethin

by Marcus 18 May 17, 2006

chunkmeist

pronounced "chunk mighst" like "might" but with an 's' before the final consonant.

1. one who is very large in mass; also has a very high body fat percentage.
Chunkmeists typically have huge manboobs that can be mistaken for oddly shaped breasts of women.

1. "Did u see eric after practice? he took his shirt off and wow, he is quite the chunkmeist!"

by horskie March 30, 2009

chunkulous

(adj.) Causing the blowing of chunks.

The food in that greasy spoon was awful, and I am afraid, chunkulous.

by ncmathsadist October 30, 2012

count chunkula

When a fentanyl user / chunk smoker gets so strung out on chunk dope that they look like a vampire and need to stay out of the sun and smoke chunk dope to survive

Big Jay: Man you seen jerry lately he looks rough since he started smoking bob dope

kevin: the nigga turned into count chunkula

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

crunkumentary

Main Entry: crunk*u*men*ta*ry
Pronunciation: "crun-Q-men-tah-ree"
Function: noun
1: a depiction or memorandum, usually in form of digital pictures or video (often on a cellular phone), of a night's debauchery, esp. in cases of underage drinking.

2: any attempt to preserve a night's occurences while the participants are crunked or inebriated

The Monday after spring break resumed, everyone gathered around John's cellphone to watch his crunkumentary videos.

When Tom checked his voicemail, he found Carly had left a 15 minute crunkumentary

by Rpanda April 24, 2006