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Jesus chords

The basic major and minor chord shapes, as generally played on an acoustic guitar. They are commonly referred to as the 'Jesus chords' simply because they make up the majority of Christian worship music. Singer/songwriters are also well-known for playing these chords frequently in their music.

A guitarist who is only playing 'Jesus chords' (and not using a capo) will rarely, if ever, move his hand past the 4th fret.

Major chords:
E, F (barre), G, A, C, and D major

Minor chords:
E and A minor, B minor (movable), and barre chords that don't include the 3rd finger (movable)
I can kinda play guitar...well, I know the Jesus chords, at least.
by tenortoad July 18, 2012
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Colette Choisez

Colette Choisez:

Colette Choisez (born in Tournai, Belgium on 07 May 1958) is now an retired adult actress. Colette had a varied career prior to entering the pornographic industry. She started out as a fashion model and she appeared on the runways of Paris and Milan Bruxelles in her youth, before progressing to touring Europe with her own ensemble. She then moved into lingerie presentation and erotic dance shows, as well as running a popular peepshow in Kortijk.

Colette's initial career in hardcore pornography films was as a true artist for Belgian label X-Kiss, where she could also be seen in sex roles in the backgrounds of some of the productions. She was hired by DBM (Dolly Buster Media) with an exclusive contract at the age of 35 for her own-name label. The label was active between 1985 and 2002, during which time over a dozen titles were produced. Colette is multi-lingual (French and English), though her performances are mostly dubbed into English by other actresses.

While Colette Choisez primarily participated onscreen in oral and vaginal sex, interracial sex, mostly with younger men, public sex with partners many of her film appearances involved fisting of other female pornographic actresses. She was given the European pornographic industy's Venue award in 2002. Colette said to have retired from adult films in 2003 to return to Belgium.

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Mrs Colette Choisez, slut secretary is a porn actress
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When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money
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Choiks

Milky choiks that strech far like georges morning prayer
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Choads-in-Dough

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.
Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?
by OReilly March 20, 2008
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shitting chords

When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.

Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
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"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
by 1Yonge January 6, 2017
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yee choiks

when someone has big cheeks and you pull them and the suction from the teeth makes a yee sound
pull my cheeks they'll make a yee choiks sound and it sound nice
by Loig choik hahaha February 13, 2019
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