chodesmoker

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.

Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.

by bill-muthafuckin'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

Chodestach

A Chodestach is someone who deliberately dips their penis in microwaved watermelons for intense stimulation.

Man Idk about Josh, he never comes out anymore.. he must be a Chodestach

by Jim langley April 23, 2009

Chopsmack

One who lingers smokers of their own weed, waiting for an offer. When a chopsmack has their own weed they don’t share or offer to those who always generous with weed.

I was excited to light a joint until the chopsmack approached me and asked for a hit.

by Clungesandsponges November 26, 2017

chodestick

A genitalic protuberance that can neither be classified as a chode nor not-a-chode.

“No, that’s not a chode,” the doctor told Marty, “and it’s not not-a-chode. What you’ve got there is a textbook chodestick.”

“Wendy couldn’t date a guy with a chode. But a guy with a chodestick — that was something she could work with.”

by King Foolio III August 2, 2022