chinotto

The name of an itialian soft drink comprised of the juice of the chinotto fruit and herbal flavours. The taste is that of cocacola and orange juce strained through an old mans shoes. The taste tends to grow on you and by your seccond can it is your favourite softdrink. Sometimes sold under the brio brand name.

When I first took a sip of chinotto i almost puked, but by sip five i loved it.

by Chinolover May 27, 2006

chipotle triplets

A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop

properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose

consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.

"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I

had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".

by GoathillGary November 25, 2016

chinotto

Sinonimo per l'atto della fellatio nel quale uno degli attori stimola oralmente il partner maschile allo scopo di provocare l'orgasmo e l'eiaculazione

Gradirei un chinotto grazie, e non parlo di bevande

by DingoSquad March 10, 2015

chipotlerrhea

A condition in which a massive amount of feces are discharged from the bowels very frequently and in a mixed liquid and bloody form.

Joe: I had explosive chipotlerrhea after eating that burrito!
John: You better get yourself some Chipotlaway!

by drmctrollerson September 10, 2014

Chipotle Diaper

Noun. The new shape your chipotle burrito takes on when you take all the foil off early and it explodes into your bowl below, requiring you to use a fork or spoon to put all of the amazingness back onto the tortilla, and take the ends of the tortilla with your fingers to a point in the middle. When lifted by this point the tortilla resembles a diaper, and the ingredients falling out of the corners resembles fresh steaming baby feces.

Cameron: "Good job at taking the foil off your burrito too early Aaron."

Aaron: "Don't worry dude, when it all pours out I'll just make a Chipotle Diaper."

by Cwaymuh August 22, 2011

chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.

Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.

by Aqwafor January 15, 2014

chipotlerrea

The molten explosive rectal discharge that occurs following a meal at Chipotle's. Causes include E Coli, Norovirus, or "farm fresh" fecal laced hands included at no extra charge.

Dude, I need to stop at Macy's and score some new jeans. Chipotlerrea just blew out the trou I wore to lunch.

by Burritos For Breakfast April 4, 2016