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Shit, im out of smokes, give us a chimpy!
chimpy by chapta1 March 26, 2017

Chimpy Toes 

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...
Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...
Chimpy Toes by MoreBeer November 27, 2020

Chimpy Cokespoon 

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.
As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.
Chimpy Cokespoon by PMax February 12, 2008

Chimpy McFlightsuit 

1. A man who looks and acts like a chimpanzee, and who also wears a flight suit in order to look tougher than he actually is.

2. Another name for George W. Bush.
Chimpy McFlightsuit wore a flight suit for his little Misson Accomplished speech.
Chimpy McFlightsuit by jesster79 January 10, 2006

Chimpy McFlightsuit 

A clueless, drunken, arrogant silver spoon who usurps power through family connections and fuels a wartime economy on the backs of future generations. Resembles a monkey in facial expressions as well as oratory skills.
Chimpy McFlightsuit took the oath of office in January 2001

chimpy nuts 

a man who does not know how to attract women
why can't a good looking guy like dan get women?
because he's got chimpy nuts.
chimpy nuts by austin mcpherson December 2, 2009