chemsturbating

When two nerds speak excitedly about complex nerdy chemistry ideas that mean nothing to those surrounding them but it fully intellectually excites them.

What are those nerds talking about?" "I have no idea... something about hydrogen bonding?" "They must be chemsturbating.

by nastasya June 10, 2011

chapturbate

When a women use a chapstick as a dildo

She chapturbated using her new cherry flavored chapstick.

by Ferriswheelgoesroundandround March 7, 2015

chasturbate

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

cumsturbate

To masturbate using semen (cum). After ejaculating, one continues to stroke the penis using the newly-produced fluid as lubricant.

Cumsturbate until the semen dries to prolong the pleasure of a nice wank.

by Muxgasm Into Your Anoose December 10, 2012

crysturbate

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

CrySturbate

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019