chezwick

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Yo I bet that fat guy has a chezwick!

by McDude May 8, 2005

cheswick

A penis whose length is shorter than its diameter.

That fat British bastard was sporting a cheswick in the men's lockerroom.

by grogan's heroes June 19, 2003

Sir Chadswick

Sir Chadswick is an alpha, evolved, senior version of the Alpha Chad; A true gentleman who is the literal definition of badass. He can be James Bond's twin brother. He is rich. Has a nice humongous long 15 in schlong. Is funny charismatic and enthusiastic. And has a proper English accent.

If you are a Chadswick I envy you.

Breaking News: Sir Chadswick was seen today donating millions of dollars to dozens of charities.

by yup lord November 10, 2020

Chesnick

(Another term for smegma) A moist, creamy, feta cheese-like build-up between the male's penis head and the under foreskin. Although technically serving as a lubricant, the presence of chesnick is usually accompanied by an ammoniated fetor and is, today, considered a sign of poor genital hygiene

After withdrawing, Rupert noticed he had left chesnick remnants strewn over her lady garden, like over boiled potato fragments discarded on a sieve

by MuppetMantis September 29, 2022

cheswick

A rare deformity occuring in the penis where the width of the shaft is longer than the entire penis.

Brandon Harvey got pantsed the yesterday. We all laughed at him because he has a cheswick

by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 7, 2006

Cheswick

An long extremely thin penis

My Cheswick was out of my pants and someone thought it looked like a pencil

by Jewfro418 June 20, 2010

Chinsickle

The form cum takes when dripping from a person's chin after a tity-fuck orgasim.

Mona: Did Don like that tit fuck you gave him?
Lisa: Hel yes, he left me a chinsickle didn't he?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015