Chaver

Chaver is the Hebrew word for 'friend'.

Bill Clinton's reaction to the death of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin: 'Shalom Chaver.' (Goodbye friend)

by rabishai July 4, 2009

chaversham

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

chavery

Noun phrase used to convey events or acts related to the social group of chavs.

So you're just going to walk about and spend your days in idle drunkeness and chavery?

by Afro_Sam February 24, 2008

Battered Cavern

Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.

Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.

by e-rips December 15, 2003

Cavern-roulette

A game that you play where one of your friends hide in a cavern and then everyone else must visit every cavern in the area to try and find them. The first person to find them gets a prize determined by the group beforehand. As each person finds them, they all stay together in the caverns waiting for the final person. The last person to find them must do any of the activities at the cavern of the others choosing while wearing fish slippers.

Let’s cavern-roulette this weekend.

by uwubellkeeper September 15, 2023

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

cavernous vagina

a cavernous vagina is a very spacious vagina.usually sucks in small objects around it. beware

i.e. josh darling has a cavernous vagina

by sally adams washtub October 8, 2005