chanclas

Flip-Flop Sandals, Slippers

Gabe's Chanclas smell like vinegar.

by Chonerman July 10, 2003

Changlish

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself

by Omeeee October 20, 2008

chatclash

When an instant message (or text or chat) is displayed JUST as you have finished sending yours. Result is that your message is displayed out of sequence and/or you look plain stupid.

(10:05:10) Pat: Weather looks good for tomorrow.

(10:05:42) Pat: We could go to the beach.

(10:05:43) Me: We could go to the beach

(10:06:00) Me: Doh! chatclash.

by HighLeghLMW August 16, 2009

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Chanslation

The translation from Chan to English. Chan, most commonly spoken by the great Jimmy Chan and other famous Chans such as Jackie Chan. Their language is quite unique, that one often needs a chanslator to perform a chanslation.

I couldn't make out what Jimmy said, so i hired a chanslator and he performed a chanslation.

by bukaki2010 January 27, 2010

Changlish

A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

If all else fails just claim China > All.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd

/killself



(complete silence for 20 minutes)

by Omeee October 21, 2008

Changlish

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.

A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself

by Omeeeee January 12, 2009