champagne

Reference to an underage, yet desirable female. Used due to similar characteristics: (1) alcohol enriched and (2) aged for approximately 15 years.

While at a party.

Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”

Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”

Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”

The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.

History of the word:

During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.

by Mauro Aguilar June 21, 2007

Champagne

noun: A feigned injury. (Also the name of a drink the ambulance chasers toast on)

Guy 1: Woah! Did you see that footballer dive seconds after contact then roll around like he's been shot?!

Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!

by Effsix July 11, 2010

champagne

Something that is expensive but appears cheap. This can include Paris Hilton's outfits, rice cars, and live Bette Midler performances.

"That new Gucci bag is so champagne!"

by ldne May 15, 2005

champagne

kill ass weed from canada

what you smokin on? Some champagne.

by d-boy August 15, 2005

Champagning

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.

Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches

by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011

champagne

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!

by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

Champagne

How this sparkling, dry, white table wine from the region of Champagne in France should be pronounced.

Champagne said like "Sham-pag-nay"

by Partyhoe May 19, 2017