living causes death

1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!

First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.

by Man Machine August 11, 2007

catchin' cases

To be taken to court, usually to be tried for a crime

Tupac (referring to self and Snoop, circa 1995): "Two multimillionaire mothafuckas catchin' cases"

by moduloprime December 8, 2005

Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

catsex

A nonsensical word that can be used as either a verb, adjective, noun or almost anything else. Usually accompanied by various pictures of cats copulating. If anyone knows more about the origin of this odd word, I encourage them to write a better definition.

"That meal we had was catsex."

"You're an idiot."
"Catsex!"

by C4753X May 8, 2005

catssgang

A really cool tiktoker who makes videos about her cat and more

Girl: hey have you heard of catssgang?
Other: No i haven't what's that?
Girl: You should watch them there's a tiktoker
Other: thanks lemme go watch her!

by SnapperTV May 6, 2021

cd cases

By far, the most difficult container to open. You'll need the Jaws of Life to open the son of a bitch!

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

catness

That wonderful little personality trait of being shy, yet inquisitive, gentle, yet probing. A person like a compassionate cat.

A person who grins at you with earnest mischief.

by becky. September 12, 2004