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Casagrande

The casagrande has the personality equivalent to the f word, he is the result of when Donald Trump and Satan have unprotected sex. The casagrande spends his free time taking advantage of teenage hormonal emotions, telling them that they're not good enough at playing an instrument he has never picked up. He enjoys torturing musically inclined children by forcing them to play a song over and over again (exactly the same time) for 8 hours everyday for two weeks while in 90 degree weather while some of them are wrapped in metal instruments. This torture is also for the surrounding neighborhoods, (there's police complaints to prove it) due to the fact that they have to put up with it because their children are talented. But hey kids, he won trophies that are clearly displayed on top of the mantel of a 20 foot long window. Rumour has it that he shares 89% of the same genetic material of Adolf Hitler and he tried to join ISIS but they said "no thanks". If you ever cross paths with a casagrande, you better have a bible on hand and a playlist that saves you from the insecurities that will be inflicted into your soul. Basically a great teacher, but a terrible person.
I ate a double baked bean burrito today and had to casagrande real bad.
by Onion soup October 25, 2016
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catogram

Going on social media like Twitter and see cat pictures and gifs in a thread.
Gif and pictures funny conversations on the internet. It is fun to talk in pictures and gifs and have a full conversation with it is called catogram.
by An0nK3k October 16, 2021
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astagramamamamamagrassatertetertetertis

Be careful around that astagramamamamamagrassatertetertetertis.
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Cataramic

adj. 1. Awkward and weird, in a creepy or stalker-like way.

2. Strange in the wrong way; uncanny.
by ScaredCreeper January 18, 2020
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Castarah

A girl who is so ghetto but is quite a interesting person, but doesnt play when it comes to someone she really like.
You should be friends with castarah
by Reconsiderthatshit101 November 25, 2021
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Joseph Casagranda

Just the most chad guy you will ever meet!
Woah Joseph Casagranda is such a chad!
by jojomojo112 June 24, 2021
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