captain

nickname or greeting for a porn fiend; someone who is constantly surfing for porn

"Hey Captain, you better re-laminate your laptop monitor."

by TT Boy December 17, 2003

captain

verb: to love with all of your heart and thus change

Tommy captained the Captain all day every day. Then, he kissed her through the phone.

by Coni Pony June 05, 2009

captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles February 20, 2003

captain

noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander

Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.

by a lonley whore January 02, 2004

captain

The leader in a gay sex orgy, he often takes the more central role in the activities. The term 'captain' is often followed by a number denoting the number of parties involved.

The leader of a five man sex orgy would be known as 'captain5'.

by Rocko February 12, 2004

captain

see Captain sav-a-hoe

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

captain

Word used to express good things, joy or awesomeness.

- Do you like my new jacket?
- It's captain!

- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!

by drinkbord December 29, 2011