5 definitions by Mad Honky
A condition which a person exhibits when they don't wash their ass for weeks.The smell resembles that of mortified flesh such as gangrene or road kill. Very common phenomenon at TA truckstops.
"Yo ... I had to drop a deuce in the restroom at that last truckstop ... All I gots to say is that the man sittin' in the next stall had WHACK rancid ass ... and the MAN who don't EVER wash his ASS is a MOTHERFUCKER !!!"
by Mad Honky August 15, 2014
Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.
"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"
by Mad Honky August 16, 2014
Shuh nay nay is a woman who is always present when you need something really bad ... like a drivers license or VA assistance. Shuh nay nay usually makes 20 -30 dollars an hour and has an extra wide ass.
"Damn ... had to go down to the IRS today about my return and SON OF A BITCH !!! Shuh nay nay had me fill out forms for 45 minutes while she glossed her finger nails. Then she told me I filled out the wrong ones and said 'Oh HELL No ... you stupid.' ... Shuh nay nay gives ZERO fucks."
by Mad Honky August 15, 2014
"Hey hey Captain !!! My carruh broke down about 3 blocks away ... I run outta gas and my old lady is pregnant ... can you let me hold $10.00 for a minute ? I'll pay you back tomorrow !"
by Mad Honky August 15, 2014
A regular "shit" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to other peoples "rancid ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac shit" experience !
"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a mothafucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac shit !"
by Mad Honky August 16, 2014