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picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them
EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.
by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021
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Cupcakes of Forgiveness

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.
Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.
by brodbro March 15, 2010
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cupcake phase

Those first weeks of your relationship where you're all giddy and over affectionate and everyone hates you.
Bob and Jane are stuck in that freaking cupcake phase! It's disgusting!
by Vinnyitsvinny2 March 12, 2014
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Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.
I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.
by Zapps September 1, 2012
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Cupcake Top

where the heel of a female overlaps the edge on the heel of her shoe as a result of trying to fit into a shoe that is a 1/2 size smaller
That chick's foot is waaay bigger than her shoe, her heel over laps the edge and it looks like cupcake top.
by juvas juice September 28, 2012
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Pit bull named cupcake

A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."

3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"

Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
by Patwub May 10, 2023
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The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012
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