Calipari

Verb; the act of vacating. To erase something from existence.

"Attention everyone, there is a fire on the 34th Floor. Please Calipari your area immediately."

"The police completely Caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.

by Cards_First_Down October 7, 2009

Barrett 50. caliber sniper

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts

Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!

by Dgul inc. April 17, 2008

Dodge Caliber

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.

Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?

by YeahMark June 18, 2023

Caliversal

Like universal, but pertaining only to California.

Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.

by Octothorpe September 17, 2005

Dodge caliber

Station wagon driven mostly by the elderly although it is also a top choice among a small sect of people who want to go fast but can not aford the type of car which can actually go fast. This small group of people may modify the station wagon by adding cheap nock-off after market parts and detailing the past with colored sharpies.

That dodge caliber a nice car for such an old lady.

Look at that idiot, he thinks that dodge caliber is a sports car...

by 6299100* December 26, 2016

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

calperto

A bad ass motherfucker with a massive shlong

Brandon: Hey looks it’s my man Calperto!
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.

by Calpertos nigga May 21, 2018