Caker

A derogatory term for a Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Cakers have bad taste for absolutely everything, including music, film, sports, food, style and the opposite sex. Cakers love and get drunk off cheap beer and put ketchup and maple syrup on almost anything they eat. Cakers are big fans of hockey and follow the sport religiously. Toronto is the Mecca of Cakers.

A: What is Eric doing today?
B: You know, the regular, play NHL and drink beer
A: Wow, what a caker
B: Total caker

by TowTruck December 31, 2012

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Carnivorous Cavern

n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.

Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.

by Trees DT November 2, 2011

Calvertism

Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.

I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.

by Brian Calvert October 14, 2005

Carver

An introverted, rare person. Usually likes anime, is good at art, and gets bitches. Due to the tough name and sharp word, holds fringe positions honorably. Carver.

girl 1: What's that boy's name again?
girl 2: Carver dumbass!

by Dieg-J September 10, 2021

Raymond Carver

A 20th-century writer who focused mainly on the mundane occurrences of everyday life. Exclusively wrote short stories. His collections of short stories include Cathedral and Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? His style is often described as "dirty realism", and he is sometimes associated with author Charles Bukowski.

Q: Man, I'm so bored with shitty books like War and Peace. What the fuck should I read?

A: Motherfucker, promptly head to your nearest book store and select Cathedral by Raymond Carver as your next literary adventure. That shit will skullfuck you until you can't move.

Q: Indeed.

by TheGiraffeStripe October 21, 2009