cattails

long skinny breasts, usually unbraed ,hanging breasts

please put a bra on those cattails!

by darose February 4, 2010

Cactaloupe

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011

cattail ninjas

1. Some rad girlie band from Portland, Maine.
2. Ninjas that fight with cattails.

1. "Those Cattail Ninja girls are pretty rad, and so's their music."
2. "Capisic Pond is FULL of those cattail ninjas, so you better watch out, FOOL!"

by the guhllies. October 23, 2005

Cactillion

One of, if not THE, largest recorded and named numbers. It is a 1 with 1,337 zeroes after it.

Teacher : Omgz0rz j00 nuubs wtf is a Cactillion
Stundents : z0mfg n00b it's 10 to the power of 1337!
Teacher: OMFG wh0 is j00 callinG a n00b j00 bey0tch!

by LOTO | Cactus February 2, 2007

Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009

cacktail

Noun: Alcoholic drinks used to fuck one's self up.

"Hey Mader - let's grab some cacktails down at Sharkeez and check out the beautiful babies.

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Molotov Cattail

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009