crotch

(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.

We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.

by sambarnes February 16, 2008

crotch

Where men congregate at a bar or club. The “cool guy” corner.

Look at all of those Chipsters and Chads hanging in the crotch of the Sports Corner Grill after the Cubs game!

by Blond Amazon July 16, 2007

crotch

A verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone's face. Commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.

While riding a bus to the restaurant, I had a young man's midsection thrust into my face. I had been decidedly crotched.

by natalie Sept September 10, 2007

crotch

To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.

I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?

by Tribade June 28, 2008

Crotch

(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.

I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.

by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005

crotch

The under carriage of a person

The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece

by MW May 8, 2003

Crotch

Besides the obvious definition, it also means to throw something away. Such as an illegal drug or drug paraphernalia.

Guy 1: shit man the fuzz is coming crotch the weed
Guy 2: alright I threw it in the ditch

by The_semi stoner March 10, 2022