2 definitions by The Mad Haberdasher

Ass

(v. to ass, p.p. assed). The spiteful act of placing your bare buttocks(male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Crotch.

I am going to ass the hell out of Bob's stapler.

by The Mad Haberdasher April 21, 2005

Crotch

(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.

I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.

by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005