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Bumsie

A very fat lovable smurf who lives in the enchanted forest of chicken. he gets a goat called declan to lick his asshole while singing opera and playing with jude.
He likes to eat dolphin that Dee never fucking brings in for me and won't gimme my euro back :@
He loves to ride nevin the irish lepracawn through the forest of tiddly fi fo fum while singing irish dittys.
He needs to cop on and get his freak on with deckers the lovable goat with a peanut butter jelly fettish.
Bumsie also sells sea shells.... at discount prices
and will run over your dog with his tractor for £50. He will then take photos on his iphone 3g cause it cannot video but hey... the 3gs blows up so you know....
He rapes chickens for fun and enjoys getting covered in oil and getting careson the care bear style ogre to lick it all off.
He thinks that chraigy poo likes him but really craig wants bumsie to shove his fist up his own arse.
Bumsie loves to fuck his musical instruments and he once nearly got his wee wee stuck in his iphones headphone jack but it was small enough to slip out.
Bumsie featured in episode 51 of south park when he was raped by micheal jefferson. He is made up and a product off josh stone/
OMG bumsie i though micheal jefferson killed you

No he copped on and only raped me

OMG
by Deckersthegoat April 12, 2010
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bumsicle

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.
Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".
by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012
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Bumsickle

An exclamation or interjection for something that is mildly unfortunate.
The printer is broken and you didn't really need to print that dirty picture but you wanted to and it sucks that you can't.

Horny Self: "Bumsickle."
by Beardlust December 22, 2008
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bumsies

If two people are being extreamly nice to one and other..another person might say they are being bumsies
Natalie to Kelly- You look really nice in that jeans

Rachel- Weyyy bumsies haha
by Rachey G May 21, 2008
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Bumsick

Getting so drunk that when you wake up in the morning, you are violently sick out of your arse
"I was so bumsick last night, i woke up this morning and felt like my arsehole was a fire hose"
by The Tudor February 9, 2012
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Eye bumsing

Fucking someone just using your gaze. From the German word "bummsen" for fucking
...and i love the way you were eye bumsing me arrrgh, turns me on actually just thinking about it😊.
by Nenn_mich_Franz January 8, 2016
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bumsicle

A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass
Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.
by i_catch_wreck July 26, 2010
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