bv

A BV is a Big Virgin. He thinks he is better than everyone else because he waited until marriage to have sex, but the truth is that he is almost 30 and a virgin because he is either 1) afraid of vaginas or 2) confused about his sexuality 3) prefers comic books and video games over female company- or any combination of 1,2, or 3. In the end he marries the first female who offers him sex, often making a huge mistake.

friend 1: Who is that girl with the smelly cunt marrying?
friend 2: She's marrying some BV.
friend 3: Yeah! I hear he still has collection of smurfs in his dining room!
friend 2: Yeah, and his vagina gets wet at christmas time 'cause he really likes to set up his choo choo train set and decorate the house!! Ha ha!!

by fishnp May 6, 2011

BV

Slang for Bicester Village

Girl-im going to work
Boy- where do you work
Girl- Oh i work in BV
Boy- Whats BV?
Girl- It's Bicester Village

by pandagirl January 8, 2013

BV

Butt Virginity

I lost bv when I sat on a hard object on the couch.

by sphengolly March 14, 2004

bv

Arts geek. Often found at University of Queensland.

by James July 10, 2003

bv

bloody vagina. an alternative to the overly popular LOL.

that new movie with jimmy fallon is bv!

by jeremy/natalie May 13, 2005

Bv

Common word used by Swedish plumbers, it means bajsvatten(poop water).

Example 1:
Plumber: Fucking hell I got Bv in my eyes.

Example 2:
Plumber: Dear god I got Bv on my finger, damn it stinks.

by Alberto Jensen January 28, 2017

BV

Brazilian slang for "boca virgem" which means literally virgin mouth. It's frequently used to describe someone who has never kissed anyone before.

"I need to confess, I'm actually a BV."
"Yo man, I lost my BV!"

by not a bv October 5, 2021