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poopy butthole

The act of not wiping your ass after taking a shit either because there is no toilet paper left, or you just chose not to wipe. Leaving your butthole "poopy".
Guy: Shit. Some asshole didn't replace the TP role, guess I'll just have to have a Poopy Butthole
by Lazy Asshole January 21, 2018
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butthaven

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.
My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.
by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011
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ghost butthole

The term ghost butthole refers to the last remaining and moat ashy hit in the bowl of a pipe, bong, chalice, or other kind of smoking pipe and typically refers to marijuana smoking. When a bowl is, "cashed," or no longer contains green, it can be considered a a ghost butthole.
"My friend is truly such a cheapskate... he even saves the ghost buttholes and smokes them later!"
by Elizo Emezeta September 6, 2016
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butthole malfunction

An involuntary bowel movement usually caused by questionable food choices.
Ugh man, what's that smell?!
I just had a butthole malfunction courtesy of Taco Bell!
by Gleen707 November 28, 2019
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your butthole

a phrase for using instead of saying
"your mom" or your face"
Jared: hey your shoes are ugly
Jenna: your butthole's ugly.

Jared: your a bitch
Jenna: your buttholes a bitch.

Jared: your hairy.
Jenna: your buttholes hairy.
by averyisacoolkidforreal January 24, 2009
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Buttweave

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people
Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.
by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013
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Butthole lickable

When a girl is so hot, you'd easily eat her ass out.
Ryan: OMG! Kylie O. is so fine, she's totally butthole lickable anyday!
by wer[0fu werfojwfud January 17, 2009
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