buttermehaha

I am Butter and im gay

buttermehaha babygirl !!!!

by anthonytoby23 October 29, 2019

buttframe

loser, fag, some one who isnt cool, idiot.

dude you are a fucking buttframe....

by catbarn September 20, 2006

buttermelon

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.

"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"

by redgelatin April 18, 2018

Buttcrime

A generic term referring to any offense commited anally E.g. rape, molestation etc. Usually a buttcriminal, one who commits buttcrimes, can be identified on sight by a thick moustache, skinny physique, and tight pants (pants colored anything but brown, black or blue on a skinny moustached man assure buttcriminality)

Fred: See that starbucks barista?
Joe: with the moustache??
Fred: yeah! he was convicted of 3rd degree buttcrime! thats butt felony !
Joe: He's a buttcriminal? i thought he was just a hipster.
Fred: same thing.

by BigNig69 December 31, 2012

Buttpee

(Verb)
To Masturbate

My brother buttpees by swiping his dick

My brother buttpees by swiping his dick

by Buttpeeing April 3, 2019

Buttpee

When your handed a cat and it pops it's anal gland all over you and the anal gland juice gets all over your hand. The gross, brown substance smells like smells like BO, cat urine, and human ass.

"Why am I all wet and why does it stink?"

"Oh the cat buttpeed"
"Oh no it smells like a mixture of body odor, cat urine, and human ass."

by Spermy butt December 3, 2022

buttereesh

Galetinous mass of nonsense

What your saying is buttereesh

by CityBoys January 6, 2023