buttocks

The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.

Get yer buttocks outta here.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

deceased buttocks

Deceased buttocks is slang for “seriously.” That is, no kidding, for real, we’re deceased buttocks not lying to you.

Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”

Deceased buttocks, straight facts sir

by Rushuponme March 22, 2023

Buttologist

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology

As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

by Daggie n Jaggie June 9, 2013

Buttfukistan

Any of the "stans" in Central Asia ( Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan,Turkmenistan, and Afghanistan). The country of origin of most 7-Eleven owners.

The Army is shipping my ass to Buttfukistan.

by CPT K August 20, 2011

The Curious Case of Penetrated Buttocks

Porn movie based on the film "The Curious Case of Bejamin Button"

P1 - "I watched The Curious case of penetrated buttocks last night"

P2 - "Yeah it was ok, I ... wait, WHA-?!?!"

by rONALD huMBLES rOADDS February 25, 2009

Smacktikus Buttockus

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.

Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

buttocks

wordbutt/word wordass/word

they kicked me in the buttocks

by VVoody September 11, 2003