buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl July 5, 2007

buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.

Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>

by Lance Gates July 7, 2004

buttmonkey

Widely used in descriptions of younger siblings.

My little brother is SUCH a BUTTMONKEY!!!!

by Who CARES?! September 20, 2006

buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

by Brandon H. November 20, 2002

buttmonkey

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

buttmonkey

a dumb fucking asshole that should be whipped, beaten, and shot ,in that order.

dude, that buttmonkey is scoping on my old lady.lets go beat his punk ass

by SCOTTB May 8, 2003

buttmonkey

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

by baldmosher November 9, 2007