buttmonkey

Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.

My boss is such a buttmonkey.

by Attila Ecsedy October 17, 2003

buttmunk

Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.

Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.

by Sparky-in-Iowa May 20, 2007

buttbonk

Engaging in anal sex.

I was about to stick it her pussy, but she shoved my dick in her ass because she wanted to buttbonk.

by buttbonker July 9, 2010

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016

buttmonster

Someone who is being either annoying, inappropriate, or an asshole.

Suck vage, you're being a buttmonster.

by poopcock December 19, 2007

buttmonkey

someone acting in the way of an obnoxious rectile monkey friend.

n. That girl is such a buttmonkey.

by tyresha girl July 5, 2007

Buttdonkey

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.

Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey

by skmastaz July 17, 2005