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bulbasaur

Alan Titmarch's worst nightmare, a plant which walks and can shoot razor leaves. also has the ability to whip folk with seeds. spotted frequently in Swansea, where he grows to enormous size due to the colossal amount of rain. his best attributes are his massive head. eats candy and mince beef.
most likely to say: "bulba, bulba!"
least likely to say: "what the blazes is that yellow mouse squawking for?"
by failure33object April 19, 2005
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Dirty Bulbasaur

a sexual act where, during ejaculation, the male furously waves his dick around during the orgasm, creating a "whip" of jizz, all while yelling "Bulbasaur, use vine whip!"
i was pounding the bitch so furiously i gave her a dirty bulbasaur. i felt like a master.
by spanky tank October 21, 2012
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Bulbasaur

A Pokemon that's a Grass/Poison Type; an underrated Pokemon starter in Kanto; the one that no one ever picked
Dude Bulbasaur is an strategic Pokemon, teach it Leech Seed and Sleep Powder, they're really good combos if you wanna heal in mid-battle
by Jay3589 December 29, 2016
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Bulbasaur

John: My favourite Pokemon is Bulbasaur what's yours
Danny: Charmander
John: Death
by MyNameIsDanLol December 25, 2019
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Bulbasaur

Literally the best Pokémon in the world and I refuse to believe otherwise.
Some guy: 'Bulbasaur is so trash.'
*Bulbasaur materializes next to guy and blasts him to shreds*
by feahsfjaksfhaeosjifaweiof November 3, 2020
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Bulbasoaring

You knock someone out, kidnap them and drive to the nearest jungle. Before they wake up hang them upside down with vines and stick pokeball styled anal beads inside their ass
Last night I went bulbasoaring it was intense but I feel like it would be easier with smaller children for next time.
by NoNuts666 December 18, 2020
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Bulbasaur

Joe: Hey what starter did you pick
Bob: GOD(bulbasaur)
by CheesiLudi February 17, 2022
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