Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019

Bumfluff

Ass-lint, butthair.. The stuff that shite clings to and forms into dangling shite-berries.

Damn, bjootch! You got shite-berries in your bumfluff!!

by Fluffmeister-G October 26, 2003

Bumfluff

Fluff from one's ass; usually blue.

"Dude, you got bumfluff on your face..."

by -Mikey G- February 12, 2003

Bumfluff

In gaming terms, Bumfluff would be the term used for cheaters. People who are shite and need cheats so they can win.

2/7/03 16:27:36 (+Bumfluff) Vlad \o/
2/7/03 16:28:40 (@Vlad) fo you cheating cunt

by Cheese July 2, 2003

bumfluff

the fluff that gathers in your anus after a long day of sweating

dude you got bumfluff on your face

by yar mudder June 12, 2006

bumfluff

It is someone so cute that they appear fluffy like a cute baby kitten.

You are my bumfluff. I want to take you home.
"Mommy, can I keep him/her?"

by BIGGEST BUMFLUFF July 6, 2012

Gods Bumfluff

The most powerfuls persons in the worlds exist fluff from his bumhole.

oh crap there that fluff up my bum coz ive ad a great crap down the crapper.
aargh!!!

by Liam Burfield December 1, 2003