bumfluff

the fluff that gathers in your anus after a long day of sweating

dude you got bumfluff on your face

by yar mudder June 12, 2006

bumfluff

It is someone so cute that they appear fluffy like a cute baby kitten.

You are my bumfluff. I want to take you home.
"Mommy, can I keep him/her?"

by BIGGEST BUMFLUFF July 6, 2012

BUMFLUFF

IN A TOILET THERE IS FLUFF ON THE TOILET SEAT

THERE IS SO MUCH BUMFLUFF

by TAKEGAMMONTOFISH June 21, 2019

The Bumfluff Brothers

Two brothers living in Stockholm Sweden with the individual names of Rufus and Bubba.

The Bumfluff Brothers
Rufus Bumfluff
Bubba Bumfluff

by StanleyTweedle™ June 28, 2010

Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019

Gods Bumfluff

The most powerfuls persons in the worlds exist fluff from his bumhole.

oh crap there that fluff up my bum coz ive ad a great crap down the crapper.
aargh!!!

by Liam Burfield December 1, 2003

Gods bumfluff

gods left ovetr Poo.
That feels like fluff or something soft but is worth more than us humans.

God poos...
left over poo falls off his ass and drifts away

by Liam Burfield December 2, 2003