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Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke
Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!
by aymurrr August 18, 2011
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brunching

the act of eating lunch and breakfast at the same time and it's deliciousssssss. Best when served with mimosas, bloodies, and a round of laughter with friends.
Let's go brunching Sunday I'm going to be soooo hungover!!!
by dimvaloo May 25, 2016
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basic bitch brunching

When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.
Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?

Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!
by saw2015 March 29, 2016
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Brunching Day

A day of celebration that falls on the Sunday after the first day of spring every March. It originated as a non religious, non commercial holiday that celebrates the change of season with the century old tradition of brunch.

Gift giving is customary on Brunching Day to add the the joyous undertone of the tradition, and as an act of defiance to the stagnant commercially propelled gift giving of western culture's "holiday season"

The first recorded Brunching Day occurred in Kansas City, Missouri on March 23, 2014.
by BrunchingDay April 20, 2014
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Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013
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extreme bunching

When a stretchy shirt bunches up waayyy past comfort,usually up to your boobs. can also happen in shorty-shorts on fat girls. this usually results in muffin overflow
Trisha had some extreme bunching going on. It was definately the grossest thing i've ever seen.
by steven lebarron February 29, 2008
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brunchies

Burgers and bowls consumed/smoked around 11 a.m., typically after a long night of drinking. Widely regarded as a potent hangover remedy.
"Hey man, my head's killin' me. Let's smoke a bowl and get some brunchies."
by CultmemberSam October 16, 2008
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