Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.

All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?

by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004

bionicle

Biological Chronicle (spelling?) One fan site is Bzpower. One of Lego's best lines ever.

I love Bionicle

by Maslego January 19, 2004

bionicle

Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.

"I must face him alone." - Takanuva, the seventh toa. From Bionicle, Mask of Light.

by Robert (Rahkshuta on BZPower) February 25, 2004

Brocicle

When one man is in love with another man's submarine.

Person #1 - Oh my gosh! Did you see those brocicles at the club the other day?!
Person #2 - Yeah... I wish I didn't....

by A popcorn inspector June 24, 2011

Bionicle

Short for "Biological Chronicle". A line of building toys released by Lego, which features six mighty heroes and their sruggle for the masks of power.

"That is the way of the Bionicle"

by Groucho Marx February 15, 2004

bionicle

the best thing lego has ever made!!! It's about six toa who has to fight makuta, then about the toa elders, who has to stop the morbuzakh.

bionicle rules!! w00t!! w00t!!w00t!! i love bionicle!!!

by william January 16, 2005

brosicle

1. The same as bro, a good buddy or friend. Only to be used during winter weather.

Woa Brosicle, it is cold as balls out here!

by S a m January 7, 2006