Brobe

A babe who is considered a bro.

Cool Story, Brobe. You should tell it again.

by GoldenOrson March 30, 2015

Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

Brobese

A person who posses all of the main qualities of a bro (popped collar, listens to Dave Matthews, plays Frisbee) however is noticeably overweight.

Dude, that fat dude is wearing an upside-down flipped around visor, he is so brobese.

by awkysilence October 25, 2009

Brobesity

A condition where broing it up so much eventually leads to a ridiculously huge gut.

Dude 1: Bro, Jim got huge since last year! What happened to him?

Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.

by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

Brobed

Getting absolutely fucking brobed.

Get brobed.

by Chorber May 14, 2024

Brobe

A brobe is the combination of the words bro and robe and is the sacred clothing used when engaging in a Broath. Barney Stinson first invented the Brobe when doing a Broath with Ted Mosby.

Barney: Now please put on the Brobe
Ted: I’m not gonna put on the Brobe
Barney: Put on the Brobe ted!

by @Star_Wars_now September 10, 2023