Bloapy

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

by Bloap February 11, 2018

Broadin

One's incredibly chill mindset during his/her smoking of marijuana. It originated from the phrase "broaden your horizons," meaning just chill and look at what is going on around you. It is the ultimate chill. Ideal chilling.

"Yo John what are you up to?"

"Dude Nick I'm just broadin."

by Mary Jane rcz June 18, 2008

Broadband Television

A relatively new delivery system that provides consumers with the ability to view television programs online with limited commercials at their own convenience.

Examples of broadband television include:
Hulu.com
Fancast.com

by bigmovie February 6, 2009

Tough Old Broad

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.

Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.

by Baytrey October 22, 2013

brap

A meaty fart. a fart longer or lounder than average; deep in pitch.

Me and this girl were out last night and she let out a huge ass brap.

by brapmaster69 January 25, 2021

Dumb broad

A delusional girl who thinks she knows everything but, generally speaking, knows little to nothing.

"Samantha thought she knew everything about the argument, but was really just a dick-hopping dumb broad"

by Lmsmm88 April 2, 2017

Brapt

A painful and loud bowel movement, containing loose poop with many gas bubbles causing a "Brapt!" sound as it exits. Often the cracks, snaps and splatters of the brapt are accompanied by heavy breathing and moans of pain. The pain can be caused by cramps or the sting of the brapt it's self.

If you catch someone brapt'ing at work, acknowledge by exclaiming "Brapt Brapt!" or "Brrrrrapt!" as they pass by.

"Bob is in stall 2 brapt'ing, he sounds like he is really struggling, you should go listen. He's a champ. Be careful, it smells something fierce."

by Kavka December 14, 2008