Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.

Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.

by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

breastaurant

A restaurant, such as Hooters, that serves both food and breasts.

Hey Dad, since Mom is out of town, can we go to the breastaurant?

by Ants July 18, 2003

breastfeed

a baby that gets milk from the breasts of the mother

one damn lucky baby! I have to PAY for that attention!

by animedude April 10, 2004

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

breasteses

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.

Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!

by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006