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Bratislava

Beautiful capital of Slovakia. The place where young lousy Brits come to get pissed because they think that beer is cheaper there and that the local residents are eager to watch them tottering and roaring in the middle of a day. They usually damage statues, swim in fountains and act as total assholes. The situations is getting better as their economy sinks and the shabby bastards can no longer afford even the cheapest tickets.
Brit in Bratislava: "Oi you bloody cunt. We want 6 beers, bottle of vodka and a pack of Marlboro."

Shop assistant: "Sorry gentlemen, but this is a flower shop."
by k.i.f. September 11, 2010
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michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
by LightningandIce January 18, 2008
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Bratjob

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while receiving a blow job. It is both the subconscious desire of all men and the gas chamber for every neo-feminist. Also, a sort of “yin and yang” of sexual union with the correct objects being placed in the correct mouth.

It has been said that if the Bratjob existed in Freud’s lifetime, he would have dedicated a whole book merely to the topic.

There are variations including “The Maxwell Street Suck-off” which strictly involves Chicago’s signature hot dogs only. “The Tailgater” is a position in which the man makes love to his mate from behind and has his thirst quenched by an alcoholic beverage the female provides to him.
“Man, I got a great bratjob last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.”
by Double_M July 4, 2009
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bratton

Every girl wants to be with a Bratton because they are so smart, handsome, funny, fun, and a Bratton could just make your day great. Bratton's are often very athletic swimmers who are in good shape. They are kind and only want to help and give to others. They love to hunt and spend time with friends and family as much as they can. To be a Bratton is an honor!
Bratton is so handsome in every feature.
I wish I could be Bratton.
Oh my gosh it's Bratton.
by Bratton_swimmer December 28, 2016
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master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
by scodder July 9, 2010
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Smoke the Bragiole

Marilyn:Hey Roy! What's good with your man Klaus...he's kinda cute! Can you introduce?
Roy: Sure I can....but it might be a waste of your time!
Marilyn: What do you mean?
Roy: Klaus won't be interested in you....He likes to smoke the bragiole!
Marilyn:BOOOOOOO!
by Urban Millz February 26, 2011
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brattoli

verb. (BRA-toll-e) the action of recieving a call on your cell phone, seeing who it is, hiting the silent button, and putting it back in your pocket.
"Oh no, that strump is calling me..."
"just brattoli her"
"good call"

OR

"Hey, i called you earlier and you didn't answer. You better not have Brattolied me"
by Simon55555 May 14, 2006
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