branking

A word of Croatian origin that is used to describe when someone (selfishly) refuses to do a simple task. It can also be used to describe when someone has agreed to do something, but refuses to do it due to absurd technicalities in your wording.

Rock: No, I will NOT do the simple thing you are reasonably asking me to do!
LS: Come on, buddy. Quit branking me.

by LS_Dictionary April 14, 2022

Brank

A person who shows off, basically a show off!

Look at him he is a brank.

by aimeeanimal99 August 25, 2018

Brank

When you wank so hard that your dick breaks in half.

Bro, last night i went at it for so long that my dick is brank

by Hacefully December 16, 2019

brank

1. being excited about something.
2. a celebration
Synonym: yay, wohoo, yea

“I got a raise at work!”

“Brank!”

by natfence67 December 22, 2023

Brank

Someone who thinks that they are good at tech

You are a brank.

by Murphster11111 September 14, 2023

Branking

When you're the bed thruster to help your friend soak and you accidentally get covered in the shit that spews out your friends asshole, through the top bunk, and all over your body.

Sally: I was helping Sloane soak last night and she started branking all over me! Can you believe that!
Marcus: Sounds like you had a ballistic branking time!

by Ammonsalmnon August 13, 2024