bovril boulevard

describing ones anus, UK 'posh joke slang'

'Bovril' is hot brown coloured savoury beef type beverage drink, made from a spoonful of very thick poo like substance that comes in jars...called Bovril

you should know what a Boulevard is...

I'm not gay, but i luv it when my girlfriend slips me the finger up the 'Bovril Boulevard' when i'm just about to cum...

by SCoupland July 5, 2006

bovril barcode

Brown stains left down the back of underpants after a badly wiped crap, in other words skidmarks.

MUM: Ya ought ta learn ta wipe yer arse better, Bruno. Ya left a serious bovril barcode on yer white pants.

by Cheesehoven June 15, 2007

Bovril Basher

Someone,(male or female)who prefers to give anal sex, someone who likes to stick it up theBovril Hole. A 'Butt-hole surfer'. A person who likes to insert objects or penis up anothers rectal passage.

He'd shagged so many arses, he was the biggest 'Bovril Basher' in town. He had no interest in the 'furry kipper' ...he was more of a Bovril Basher.

by Scudooby-jup-jooby February 1, 2009

Bovril spot

Bumhole, ritter, poo-chute, sherrifs badge, rusty bullet hole.

In short, its another world for your anus.

Eeeeeeeeeeeh. the dirty little bitch let me lick her bovril spot.

by Mike O'Connor September 7, 2004

Bovril screamer

When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.

Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment

by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016

botty bovril

Rusty Water, Fizzy Gravy 'sans' fizz.

A hot, meaty smelling liquid bowel movement, usually experienced the day after a lukewarm steak bake from Greggs.

"Bloody hell, Susan. I wish I hadn't had that dodgy meat pie on the way home from the petrol station last night. My arse has been streaming botty bovril almost non stop since 5 this morning. My legs are numb."

by effinG123 May 20, 2017

Bovril Bullet Hole

Beefy smelling ass hole

I've got a right Bovril Bullet Hole going on at the moment

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019