The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.
Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"
by mikewhite February 8, 2019
Get the Bottlejobs mug.A sexual act involving the victim's head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can't be removed. It can be homosexual or heterosexual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. The most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.
'Have you heard about that Johnson kid down the street?'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'
by Doveboi June 18, 2009
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When a bottle is inserted through the fly of one’s pants. The resulting protrusion is called a bottlecock. (n)
An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)
An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)
In a heated 40 yard dash, both Mike and Matt thought they were faster than each other so they placed a bet of bottlecocking to be received by the loser. Mike lost the race and therefore had to get down on both knees and commence bottlecocking the frosty brew that was inserted through Matt's fly.
by tamumatt14 December 1, 2011
Get the Bottlecock mug.Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.
Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!
by Bearsharks October 22, 2006
Get the bottlejob mug.A street drug, commonly known as "thyme". The lebanese bottleopener is prodominantly found in Sweeden and gives one the effect of having their minds blown up. People affected by this drug are very hostile and hallucinate. The hallucinations can last from 6-27 hours and are extremely dangerous.
'hey man, can i have the time??"
"did you say marie at the party last night? you know shes on the lebanese bottleopener"
"did you say marie at the party last night? you know shes on the lebanese bottleopener"
by Juan Dopamine May 19, 2009
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Get the battlebot mug.The internet shock image which involves a naked man who appears to have shoved a huge 16 OZ glass bottle nearly all the way into his anus (a bit like 1 man 1 jar apart from the glass doesnt break) with just the top of the bottle showing.
His anus has fully stretched but his balls are also dangling all the way down his legs and his dick looks like tis only 2 inches long. If you look carefully you will also notice that he is fully naked outside in a garden facing a pond.
His anus has fully stretched but his balls are also dangling all the way down his legs and his dick looks like tis only 2 inches long. If you look carefully you will also notice that he is fully naked outside in a garden facing a pond.
by Prostate Exam August 15, 2014
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