bonerpants

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.

I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.

by Spike November 27, 2004

Private boner party

When a man has a boner and invites woman of any age to tend to his boner. Only those invited are allowed to partake in the boner making it a private party, with a boner.

Man: I have a boner and need some tending, perhaps i will invite females of any age to tend to my boner and have a little private boner party, mmmmmmmmmmmm.

by joandy williams December 31, 2009

Napoleon Bonerparte

Referring to the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in which it appears that he has a boner.

Mr. Johnson, why does Napoleon have a boner in that picture? We should call him Napoleon Bonerparte

by oads December 9, 2009

bonerpants

A perverted guy who wears short pants in public and letting everyone easily spot his erection

Karl is a bonerpants,i dont socialize with him anymore

by Grigor September 21, 2005

boner party

when too many dudes are at a gathering, and there needs to be a little more female pressence

what the hell is up with the boner party? I'm out.

by neu January 26, 2004

Bonerfart

A Male version of a queef

Did you just bonerfart?

by Peeneater69 May 15, 2019

Boner Party!

A Boner Party is a party where guys have to maintain erections for as long as they can. If they lose their erection they lose the game. The man who can keep his erection the longest wins. The winner gets to have sex with any girl of his choosing for seventeen minutes. Guys who have lost the game and girls who do not want to have sex with the winner utilize various tactics to get the potential winners to lose their erections. Various tactics may include, but not limited to: vomiting, displaying pictures of unattractive people, and telling dead grandma jokes.

I hope I'm the winner of tonight's Boner Party! I really want to have sex with Kristen.

by cityguychicago August 14, 2017