Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.

Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.

by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009

Bonjover

a Bon Jovi inspired boner

i was front row at the bon jovi concert and during living on a prayer i got a Bonjover

by Harry the dinosaur boner February 24, 2011

Bonesevere

two word bone (boner) severe (persevere) bonesevere a boner thats so hard it difficult for it to go away

guy 1- man i had a hard boner yesterday
guy 2- sounds like you got a bonesevere boner

by skadummy! May 20, 2010

bonerversary

The anniversary of the first time you boned (or had sex).

Today is our one-year bonerversary! We are going to bone! ;-)

by LuvBunny69 September 14, 2013

BOYCOVERY

The time it takes to get over a breakup with a boy who broke your heart. This person may go on a wild binge of new boys or the opposite, goes into a depression/hiding for a period of time.

A friend of mine recently is going thru "Boycovery" - partying like a rockstar and going on a wild binge of new boys.

by R E from SacTown in CALI September 7, 2009

boneboxer

Boneboxer (n): Having a boner in (his/the) boxers/shorts.

Slang that evolved among me and some friends a few years back, when we were camping, and I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee, not noticing I had a boner in my boxers. Unfortunately some of my friends that were still up noticed.

Dude, I dreamed about the hot girl from yesterday, I woke up with a boneboxer!

by Boneboxer August 8, 2011

boneversary

noun, one year to the day since a person has had "relations."

"Did you hear? Jake's a virgin again. It's his one year boneversary."

by sherd14 December 16, 2008