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Coochie bumping

When two lesbians rub their clits together to bring themselves to orgasm
I’m totally coochie bumping with lia tonight
by Chef Navi June 30, 2018
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Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017
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surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob
After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.
by a fatter December 17, 2010
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Sad Bumping

When you're getting bummed and aren't happy about it
Adam - i'll bring the KY Jelly!
Austin - I'll bring the giggles
Adam - no one likes a Sad Bumping
by Free Star November 25, 2016
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Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud
I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin
by karnakdave July 28, 2011
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Bumping the lamp

To go above and beyond expectations when completing a given task/project.
A genericized phrase originally used within the animation industry and the film industry as a whole. Based on a scene from the 1988 mixed live-action/animated film 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' in which the main live-action character, Eddie Valiant, bumps into a ceiling lamp whilst handcuffed to the main animated character, Roger Rabbit, causing the lamp to continually swing back and forth throughout the remainder of the scene.
The term refers to how the animators went on to meticulously hand-draw unique shadows for the animated character for every frame of the scene.
The phrase went on to become a company mythos for the Walt Disney Company, then as a guiding principle within the greater film industry, and now sees use generally.
We follow the mythos of 'bumping the lamp' with the service at our veterinary practice.
by BronzeManul June 11, 2019
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Blumpkin con Queso

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.
by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013
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