borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004

blowken

When a man or woman gives a man a blowjob while he is taking a shit.

From Harold and Kumar:
Goldstein:Dude, Cindy Kim even gave me a blowken.
Kumar:What's a blowken?
Goldstein:When a girl gives you a head while your taking a shit.

by ins0mnia April 29, 2008

bloken

Receiving fellatio and defecating simultaneously.

The turtle was peeking but I never turn down a bloken.

(This is a serious definition. Example in use: Harold and Kumar)

by anonymousbloken June 28, 2010

Blorked

Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".

"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"

"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"

by leftymcrighty May 4, 2009

blowkendo

Getting a blowjob while someone, or something, is brutally beating you to varied degrees of intensity. In extreme cases this could prove to be fatal.

Dude I got a blowkendo last night, but when I blew my load I lost my arm. It was worth it.

by Keith Derving December 16, 2009

Blorgen Shmorgen

A word that really has no meaning. but is used at random times to express any feeling. Not used often. But you could help start the trend!

Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!

Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...



Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!

by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009

blokken

To get a blow job while your tokkin it up!

Last night I was at this rad party. Some drunk chick gave me a blokken!

by clozier May 19, 2009