Blop Blop

A real-ass way to announce your presence. Like gunfire, but more Puerto Rican.

Jay: and to my left, Luis
Luis: BLOP BLOP my niggaaaaaassss

by Jenzo the Historian January 23, 2017

Blope

The black Pope.

One day, the Vatican will be led by a man from Africa, and he will be known to all as The Blope, the Black Pope.

by NiraMillson June 28, 2010

bloatmaxing

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

blogtress

A female blogger. Often used in an admiring context

She was a wonderful blogtress who updated often and with quality content

by M. Pultz October 6, 2010

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

Bloatlord

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

by Leanpeen March 14, 2022