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Bonology

I'm a horse bonologist who studies horse bonology.
by Jeffandrew January 1, 2019
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Bloodology

The pseudoscience of divining or predicting someone’s personality based on their blood type—for instance, those with B+ are deemed tolerant and ambitious, while those with B– are inflexible and negative.
Comedians are trying to find out whether or not Donald Trump’s blood type is O-, which would then confirm that bloodology exceptionally or situationally works for the “narrow-minded, narcissistic” Liar-in-Chief.
by Covido November 4, 2022
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bonology

Bonology is never taught at school or university.
by uttam maharjan December 6, 2011
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Bloonologist

"So we hired some of the best bloonologists and they studied how strong blimps can be in Bloons TD 6."
by Otheruser325 March 14, 2023
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blogopology

A speedy apology on one's blog for douchy behavior that was universally criticized.
Kanye West used the blogopology to beg forgiveness for his stank behavior at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.
by pops87 September 15, 2009
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blopology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.
Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blopology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.
by Selfish Mom September 15, 2009
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Blowpology

Apology rendered via blowjob. Other forms: blowpologize(s), blowpologized, blowpologetic.
That argument got really ugly but she
promised a heartfelt blowpology later.
by McTastic22 February 24, 2019
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